Signs of our times....
The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train.
WAY YOU SLEEP.....
2 glasses of wine....
After 3 Kamikazes
After 2 bottles of wine (shared
After too many Margaritas...
how the head must be restrained
After 2 bottles Jack Daniels .
To My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your trip, I just want to let you know about the small
accident I had with the pick-up truck, when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately, not too bad, as I really didn't get hurt, so don't worry too much
I was coming home from Wal-Mart and when I turned into the driveway, I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator, instead of the brake. The garage
door is slightly bent, but the pick-up fortunately came to a halt when it
bumped into your car. The motorcycle is okay. I am really sorry but I know with
your kind hearted personality, you will forgive me. You know how much I love you
and care for you, my sweetheart. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again,
Your Loving Wife
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.