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Signs of our times....
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Signs, Signs The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train.
Guest Appearances
THE
WAY YOU SLEEP..... After
2 glasses of wine.... After 3 Kamikazes
After 2 bottles of wine (shared
of course).... After too many Margaritas...
(Note
how the head must be restrained After 2 bottles Jack Daniels .
To My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck, when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, not too bad, as I really didn't get hurt, so don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator, instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pick-up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. The motorcycle is okay. I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality, you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again,
Your Loving Wife
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
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